I feel like the “get in the fucking robot shinji” meme is a little misleading like. Shinji very much gets in the robot. Right away actually. One time they tell him to get out of the robot and he won’t.
…And so the children who played a legendary game,
the ones who came before,
and the ones who came after,
achieved complete ascension to godhood and became the gods of a new universe.
And among the children’s companions was a burgundy-blooded troll, who became the only one out of her horned friends to achieve godhood, ruling time alongside the Knight.
The other trolls, however, stayed as they were, never rising to the gods, and instead were given another chance to live,
to make up for the reward and universe they had lost.
The mutant-blooded troll who had once led his friends in an attempt to find victory, was able to find love in the space goddess, the Witch, who was more than happy to return the feelings.
Together, they were happy.
But as time crawled on, they could no longer ignore the fact that the space goddess was forever youthful and eternal,
and the mutant-blooded troll was not.
The space goddess loved him regardless, and never stopped,
staying by his side even as he took his last breath.
The space goddess still continues to love the mutant-blooded troll, and always will,
and the stars, the ones she reigns and rules over, never fail to remind her.
based off this au post i wrote a few days ago! hhh enjoy